This is from the Huh? file:
Sometimes the minivan of a class action suit self-flagellates, but a financial cowboy always graduates from a fruit cake of a ball bearing!
The defendant is gentle. When a briar patch is lazily snooty, the grizzly bear often is a big fan of a chess board of a turkey.
A light bulb related to the wedding dress prays, and the unstable support group reads a magazine; however, a bowling ball around a dolphin pours freezing cold water on a pork chop.
Sometimes a microscope goes to sleep, but another blood clot always finds subtle faults with the skyscraper!
I admit it, I read the SPAM sometimes. I’m sure there is some reason why they (the spammers) write the prose they do, probably to get around the SPAM filters, but my question is how does this work? the SPAM thing? are there really people who click on these emails, then actually BUY from people that have such unethical business practices? from people who can’t write a decent sentence? and now I’m getting SPAM in Russian. Yeah, like I’m gonna click on that!